Jan 8, 2013

Antoni's New D

Baller and I are very much worried about the Lakers this season.

The above sentence is an understatement. In fact, Baller is crying right now.

So to cheer him up ... I facilitated text messages!


Fat Pitcher [FP]: Plan: Lakers sub Nash in every time the opponent scores, then sub him out every time the Lakers score. 7:34 PM

Ugly Baller [UB]: Not legal. Can substitute only at fouls, timeouts, and out-of-bounds 7:36 PM

Fat Pitcher [FP]: Soon as they get the ball they immediately throw the ball off an opposing player's leg. 7:38 PM

UB: Now you're talking 7:38 PM

FP: Needs a catchy name though ... 7:39 PM

[... one hour later ...]

FP: Stash a Nash! 8:43 PM

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